Tell me I’ve got nice eyes and I’ll blush. Tell me I’ve got lovely tits and I’ll melt into a puddle of flattered joy at your feet. But there’s one compliment I find quite tricky to take, and it’s this one:
“You’ve got a pretty cunt.”
Believe it or not, this is something that my favourite boy tells me a lot. And I mean a lot. When I’m bending over in a t-shirt and he can see it framed neatly at the top of my thighs, when he’s knelt between my legs rubbing softly at himself and staring at it, exposed for him to come on – he tells me my cunt is pretty.
I don’t get it
If you’d asked me when I was sixteen I’d have told you that I thought all cunts looked roughly the same. Not exactly like the diagrams in a biology textbook, and with slightly different patterns of hair growth, but roughly the same. Naturally, as with most things I thought when I was sixteen, I was wrong.
As an adult who watches a fair amount of porn, I’m fascinated by the different appearance of different women’s cunts. They’re like fingerprints – unique in subtle and sometimes not-so-subtle ways. The shape and colour of the labia, the length of the slit, everything.
The Pussy Pride Project
A while ago Molly (of Molly’s Daily Kiss fame) started the Pussy Pride project – aimed at getting women to talk about their pussies (I’m not a particular fan of the word, so I’ll switch back to ‘cunt’ now). And it’s utterly and addictively fascinating. The pictures that people post, and the way they all think about themselves.
Confused by the boy’s assertions that my cunt was ‘pretty’, I sat him down in front of lots of pictures of different cunts and asked him to explain what exactly it was that made one pretty. Because I am scientific and bolshy like that.
The answer came back as an unequivocal ‘how the fuck should I know?’ – there were lots that he picked out and said ‘oh, that one. Definitely’ but when questioned on why he had no explanation. For the same reason, I suspect, he refuses to appraise tits in any meaningful way because he thinks almost all of them are perfect by the very nature of what they are.
So does that mean my cunt isn’t, in fact, pretty, but is simply appreciated in virtue of the fact that it’s warm and wet and fun to stick one’s cock into? Perhaps. Or does it mean that the particular unique look of mine just appeals to the boy, in the same way as a Rothko might appeal to an art enthusiast but make me want to roll my eyes and say ‘but it’s just a bunch of lines’?
I don’t like the look of my cunt
I don’t have any particular problem with my cunt. If you offered me a free plastic surgeon, willing to sculpt my body in any way I chose, I’d turn down the appointment before you could say ‘you’re not coming anywhere near my genitals with a scalpel.’ And even if I were happy to be sculpted and shaped, I wouldn’t be able to tell you exactly which shape I’d like my cunt to be. I just want it to look like a cunt.
More importantly, I want it to feel like a cunt. To be honest I don’t mind what shape it is, what colour, whether the pubes are shaved into a little heart shape (they’re not, by the way, fuck that for a waste of my time) or whether its astounding beauty has men swooning at my crotch in a lather of artistic ecstasy.
I just want guys to like it enough to put their cocks into it. Because I know damn well that the external appearance of my cunt doesn’t matter too much – it’s what’s inside it that counts.
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And presumably what’s inside should be your boy’s cock. ;)
I’m of the general opinion that most cunts are quite nice. However, I could articulate why I don’t like some cunts. A cunt should be natural (just like boobs actually, I don’t like ’em if they look silly big, or if they just don’t look natural). If they don’t look natural, I probably don’t like it. That’s why I’m not a fan of shaving either, it makes a cunt look more natural to have hair on it. And some cunts that look fine with hair, don’t without.
I guess I’d probably say the same thing about cocks if I ever analysed my opinion. But seeing as I’m not overly interested in cocks, I never have.
The first time my S/O told me I had a pretty cunt (those words exactly) I involuntarily laughed out loud. I mean, who says that?! It killed the moment slightly when he looked upset, but then I pushed his face back down and we were fine.
He hasn’t said it again in the three years since.
My boy said once that my cunt is a “perfect triangle” when viewed between my legs from behind
this was followed by some horny grunting
The first boy who took a look at mine (we were making out, he’d got my knickers off but I decided it was A Bad Plan as… I don’t know, some dumb teenage reason, so he was drawing away from me as I was perched on the edge of the bed, legs spread somewhat) said it was ‘so pretty’, and could he just… I’m not the biggest fan of getting oral, but for an 18 year old he wasn’t half bad, from what I can remember. Good enough to convince me to come into another room and dry hump a bit, anyway.
I have to admit I am very partial to the word ‘cunt’ as well and with regards to Pussy Pride Project it is about people expressing themselves with whatever words they prefer.
I guess a ‘pretty cunt’ is a bit like porn then or art as they are both often described as ‘I will know it when I see it’ when people are asked to define it! Or maybe it is more about the person, the moment, the feelings that make it a ‘pretty cunt’.
Mollyxxx
Also, being honest, there is a certain alliterative deliciousness about the Pussy Pride Project =)
Cunt Confidence Cooperative?
That is spectacular.
Fabulous post! I get an utter kick out of your writing. Blunt honesty and humor. It’s a wonderful combo. BTW…Daddy says I have a pretty pussy, too. I’ve always wondered what on earth makes it so to him. I think you hit the nail on the head with your suspicion that it’s nice to look at simply by virtue of what it is.
It is my understanding that cunt refers to your vulva, which is beautiful either way. Pussy includes your vagina. There is nothing else I know of that feels like the vaginal wall. In any case, you are a person and not an object. Your cunt and your vagina are yours alone. You cunt is a work of art that is worthy of viewing, just as any painting. Best to you.
Interesting – I’ve never heard that one refers to vulva + cunt and the other just to vulva – I’ve always used them interchangeably. Still, nice to know mine’s a masterpiece though =)