Today I’m thinking about butter. Which is, I know, not the ideal lube. Especially if you’re vegan.
But today I’m thinking about butter for lube.
You’re not meant to use butter for lube, for a whole host of reasons. But something about the cloying, melting stickiness of it works for what I’m fetishising at this moment.
Today I’m thinking about butter for lube.
I’m thinking about a guy sitting with his head tipped back in a chair, dick so hard there’s no give at all when you squeeze it, smearing butter on himself and inviting people to come and squash the slick yellow grease all over the shaft of his prick.
Because lube – and specifically, today, butter – highlights something that I can’t get out of my head. It’s the rock-solid, no-mercy, actually-hurts-when-you-touch-it erection.
Rock-like. Unsqueezable. Shining with precum.
The guy who’s tipped back in the chair isn’t real, so I can draw him how I like. But don’t think from the way I’m drawing him that he’s the only way to be. It just so happens that right now, in this moment, I’m picturing a guy with a long, curved cock. The head pointing up and slightly back at him.
As he smears butter on it, it twitches like he’s about to squirt the first few drops of come.
The shininess of melted butter works for what I want. In this scenario, it plays the same role as a tight shirt or corset if my wank-fantasy is all about tits. Butter – the melting, sticky, squishy give when you grab a handful and rub it into an unyielding prick – is a tool rather than the fantasy itself.
The hot thing is his cock: how hard it is, and the way it curves towards him.
The butter acts as decoration – to highlight and focus attention on it.
And during the tedious, dry heat of summer, I would love to grab a fistful of butter and reach out for the shaft of his dick. I’d revel in the squish as the grease oozes through my fingers. But the thing I’d love most is the moment when the butter has been squished to oil and all my hands have left to grasp is the diamond-solid, aching throb of his cock.
I’ll get letters about this post, I’m sure. People will tell me that you’re not meant to use butter for lube, especially when there are loads of excellent lubricants out there which are body-safe, condom-safe, and which won’t make your bedroom smell like a chip shop. And they’re right.
But it’s my fantasy, and in my fantasy butter for lube is fine. Putting both my hands into a bowl of it and gripping, twisting and pulling at a frustrated guy’s tight erection? That’s fine too.
And so fuck it: today I’m thinking about butter for lube. And a cock so hard you have to oil it. And a guy with his head tipped back in a chair who’s throbbing like in a minute he’ll shoot come all over his stomach and chest. And I’ll milk every drop of spunk out of his slicked-up, butter-smeared dick.
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Cheques in the post
Please let this be real.
+1
=D
Coconut oil is great.. The way it melts at body temp is so satisfying
Last Tango in Paris. I never saw the film, but the book was well enough written that I did not need to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-r9Q-YItnk
Great scene, Marlon Brando lubing up Maria Schneider’s butthole with a handful of room temperature butter left over from breakfast. But he paid for it in the end, so to speak.
I have never thought of using butter. I’ll tell you what, I will try it and get back to you. I would send you a photo if I could.
p.s. I’m sorry, but it’s not curved…
p.s.s. now that I think about it… I did try butter once when I was a kid, but that was a long time ago. I think the only lube back then was Vaseline.
http://thelifeofelliottandallthatjizz.com/2016/08/06/butter-for-lube-salted-or-unsalted/
Yum.
I think part of the dirty attraction of butter as lube is precisely that it’s not meant for that – it’s just a “so horny, whatever’s at hand will have to do!” kind of thing, or alternatively, the thing of using food as sextoys (like the idea of courgettes or what-have-you as dildos!) seems to be deliciously dirty for lots of people, like, it’s two different bodily functions (eating and fucking) being crossed over? I don’t know.
But yes, lots to enjoy about a buttery base!
I make this cake icing, cream whipped with drinking chocolate, vanilla and icing sugar. It’s sweet and rich and incredibly delicious. Once, just once, against all good advice, we put it on ourselves and licked it off, and it was undescribable how magically good it felt. It was astounded. But then I got champagne in his urethra, and that didn’t go down so well, so our buzz was a little interrupted.
I love butter on my cock. I like it better when a woman is stroking butter on my cock. I like buttered cunts too. And butter taste so much better than any lube on the market.
I’m interested to help you make your fantasy cum true!
Isn’t this a similar scene on ‘last tango in Paris??? I’m not sure it been ages since I watched it!
I just can’t stop listening to this, Sherryl’s voice is so utterly perfect for it ❤️💦
Margarine is an excellent alternative for vegans (_Y_)