As ever when I roll out some dirty poetry, I’m going to ask you to be gentle because I don’t really know what the fuck I’m doing. But I wrote a sexy poem, about sex and aging. Two things that are not incompatible. I suck at poetry titles, so feel free to suggest one in the comments. And I suck at poetry too, it’s just that sometimes I like the rhythm of it to make a point or turn a dirty phrase.
When I am old I will fuck.
With eager abandon; a smidgeon of luck;
And a partner who wants to:
I’ll fuck.
When I am retired I’ll get laid.
I’ll be older and wiser but no less depraved,
I’ll have more time to spend
Getting laid.
At seventy I’ll still suck dick
Whether pretty and flaccid or bright red and thick
A phallic buffet:
That’s the trick.
At eighty you’ll find me in bed
With a guy that I love or a guy I’ve just met
Or a sex toy I’m fucking
Instead.
When I’m eighty-five (if I’m here)
I’ll still know it’s true: lube’s more useful each year.
I’ll keep six different types of it
Near.
At ninety I might need a prop:
To help me stay balanced when I go on top
But I can’t think I’d ever just
Stop.
When I am old I will fuck.
With eager abandon; a smidgeon of luck;
And a partner who wants to:
I’ll fuck.
Who knows how long I will last?
All the months and then years seem to go by so fast
But I will make my future as fun as my past
From today and the next, til my
Last.
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love it love it love it
I think this is my favourite of the poetry pieces you’ve posted so far!
Love it!
Even better, there’s no equivalence to wearing purple – no need to “start” doing it, we already know what you’re like…
The structure is brilliant, and I love how it ends.
I couldn’t help but hum the Beatles tune about getting older as I read your poem. Almost limericks and I think quite good. Don’t sell yourself short, Girl. And, don’t worry, I’m 72… still fucking, loving blowjobs and returning the favor between here legs. Looking forward to more poetry here.
nice piece, for a title might I suggest the date/time you wrote it or just “old fucks”
I absolutely simply utterly ADORE this :)
xx Dee
Outstanding!!!!!
And….. Might I add, if a time ever comes when I can’t fuck anymore then it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil. It would clearly be better to shuffle off this mortal coil whilst fucking. Just saying
We don’t stop fucking because we grow old. We grow old because we stop fucking.
Love it :)
Especially smidgeon of luck! lol
Love it! Also, that illustration is everything 😍