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What it feels like to get pumped full of cum
There’s this moment, just before he comes, that feels like a gear change. There’s a sudden urgency and intensity to his thrusts. The angle changes slightly, the pace increases, and I know we’re mere seconds away from the delicious moment when he comes deep in my cunt. As someone who is a big fan of this, I assumed everyone knew that having someone jizz inside you isn’t just pleasurable from a psychological standpoint: you can feel it too. But recently someone asked me if I could genuinely feel the spunk gushing out, so I figured I’d have a go at describing it. Here’s what it feels like to get pumped full of cum…
Fucked by a bachelor party: greedy for dick
One of my most common wank fantasies is getting fucked by a bachelor party. Technically it’s getting fucked by a stag party, because that’s what we call them here in the UK. But I am, as always, at the mercy of Google, so I’m going to use those two terms interchangeably in order to get search traffic. I hope you can forgive me, because after all I am sharing this delightful porn, in which the main character gets gleefully and riotously fucked by a bunch of drunk guys. Seeing as we’re all trying to remain indoors and avoid group gatherings, why not indulge in some of the group gatherings that exist inside our heads?
Guest blog: I like it, I lick it – why I love eating cunt
Probably the most well-covered topic on this blog is blow jobs. I write a lot about how much I enjoy sucking dick, and the different ways there are to revel in using one’s lips and tongue to get someone off. But there’s less here about the delights of cunnilingus (terrible word, let’s go with ‘eating out’ or ‘eating cunt’) because I don’t have as much experience of it. More importantly, I think in order to write something truly filthy, it is best if the writer genuinely adores doing the thing they’re writing about. That’s what makes this guest blog from Love & Lust in London @LoveLustLondon so sexy, I reckon. He has a genuine passion for eating cunt, and writes about it so beautifully that it has given me a new understanding of why this act brings so many people so much joy. Enjoy!
Blogs I have not written about These Weird Times
There’s nothing good or useful that I can say right now. I’ve helped the people I love, and comforted the ones I can comfort, and bought just enough shopping to last a few weeks, but no more than we genuinely need. So now I sit and twiddle my thumbs and wonder how to mark this week on my blog: the start of these Fucking Weird Times.
It’s not weird to keep your ex’s nudes (on one condition)
If there’s one thing more fun that relationship drama on reddit, it’s having a Hot Take on relationship drama on reddit. I am obsessed with not just /r/relationship_advice but also /r/amitheasshole, not just because it’s fun to laugh at assholes but also because they sometimes throw up interesting ethical dilemmas to chew over. Today: is it weird to keep your ex’s nudes/knickers when you break up? Reddit says ‘yes’, I say ‘no’, but on one important condition…