Girl on the Net

I’m going to talk more about virtual reality porn at some point. It’s a massive topic, with tonnes of scope for putting yourself in various amazing pictures, and I hope that as the tech comes down in price people will come up with yet more creative and exciting virtual reality porn scenarios. I’m secretly hoping I might be able to score work writing them, so hit me up if you’re a porn producer with a massive budget and a desire to branch out.

However. For now I want to tell you one thing that – since it was mentioned to me – has had me mesmerised with possibility:

Guys wanking while watching VR porn.

Yeah, I know. That sounds… obvious? But let me paint you a picture…

Watching guys watch virtual reality porn

A whole group of gents are rounded up to test the latest Oculus Rift technology. Sitting together in a room with headsets on and headphones plugged in. Swiftly they become immersed in the scene, and each of them starts touching himself.

They can’t see each other. They have that weirdly disorientating privacy that you get from virtual reality – you know you’re in the room, but your head is elsewhere. You’re sitting in a chair with a headset on, but in your mind you’re placed at the scene of an orgy. Or a one-on-one shag. To be honest the details don’t much matter. All that matters to me is that you can see the men turning their heads as they take in whatever scene is playing out inside the headset. You can see the speed with which they stroke their dicks changing in response to the stimulus on-screen.

One guy is stroking his cock slowly, maybe mimicking the length and speed of the strokes of his on-screen blow job. Another is beating away hard – muscles straining in his forearm as he tries to match pace with the virtual reality fuck.

All are wearing headphones. Their ears filled with a cacophony of oohs and aahs and ‘fuckfuckfuck harder’s. Occasionally one will twitch his head in a particular direction, to get a better look at the virtual reality porn star dancing in front of his face.

All are oblivious. And horny. And happy.

And I’m sitting in the corner of the room, watching them. Consensually, of course – this isn’t some creepy fantasy where I sit behind a two-way mirror and take notes about who comes first, or critique the wanking technique of any of them. They know I might be watching, but in the moment they’re carried away – they forget. And all that matters is the immersive audio of hardcore fucking, and the screens that play intensely personal fantasies.

And, of course, the shuffling, squeezing, oh-so-eager rubbing of their hands. Tight on their dicks.

Perhaps one or two of them have brought a Fleshlight or a Pulse or a dildo to use during their turn. Still with the headset on, their hands grope awkwardly for the toys, fumble for lube, and then with practised hands they perform the actions they’ve done a thousand times before.

Head always moving slightly this way and that to take in the action, one guy lubes his cock up and slips on the Fleshlight, picking the pace up as soon as he’s entered to better mimic the sensation of cunt. Another, watching porn in which he’s fucked good and hard in the ass, squirms just far enough out of his jeans that he can spread his legs wide. He lifts himself off the chair to get a good angle, and slides the dildo inside. A small grunt as it gets in, which no-one else hears except me: the headphones, see?

This plan started as a show – a demonstration of the tech so they could get a feel for what it did. A mutually agreed curiosity – their desire to watch virtual reality porn and my desire to see how they’d react.

But in the moment they’ve forgotten. In the immersive, personalised, private little worlds inside the headset, they lay aside their worries that I’ll be watching and judging, and they simply let go. Grunting, twisting, gasping, squeezing their dicks tight as they spurt hot come all over their stomachs and t-shirts and the chairs I’ll wipe down later.

In the virtual reality they’re fucking and getting fucked. Getting sucked dry by a collection of far-distant fantasy people.

In reality they’re the performers: putting on a show just for me.

Wanking publicly, but in private.

Jerking off like I’m not watching.

Thanks to the fantastic Hot Octopuss, who helped me turn this post into audio porn. You can check out their amazing PULSE III SOLO (which features in this story!) at their website, and if you’d like to buy I’d love it if you could buy using the links in this piece, as I get a bit of money from them and that helps me keep the site running. You can also find more audio porn here too.