I don’t want your hot dick or your dripping, sizzling spunk: I want you to mouth-fuck me with a Cornetto. Take your sweet, tight arse to the shop and come back with a bag of lollies. Give me ice-cold bites of everything.
Drizzle sticky Solero juice from your lips and fingers onto every available inch of me.
Let me run naked through your sprinkler. Shower every inch of my body with water direct from the garden hose. Splash it into my eyes. Make me open my mouth and choke down a litre of it.
Take an ice pop from the freezer. Be quick! While the frost still clings to the outside of the plastic packet, whip me till my thighs turn red. Then hold the ice there for a second, or two, or three… until it sticks to my skin. Peel it off with blue-tipped fingers then run it along my skin until the melting ice makes streaky rainbows that trickle down my calves: painful and soothing and cold and wonderful.
Pour frozen margaritas down the back of my knickers and spank me to hear the tequila-soaked smack.
Spray frosty beer all over my tits.
Hold cans of Strongbow against my inner thighs. Make me clamp my legs around them while you count to twenty-four then take a brand new can and force it hard against my nipples.
Spit ice cubes into my mouth.
Part-drown me in the melted detritus that lingers in the cool box.
I want you to bury me neck-deep in a snowdrift, then burrow in beside me so we shiver deliciously side-by-side.
But in lieu of the snowdrift, give me lollies. Ice-cream and wet fingers and frosty kisses and gallons and gallons of water.
Bite me with a mouth that’s wet with sorbet.
And face-fuck me good and hard.
With a strawberry Cornetto.
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9 Comments
So,.. the heat’s not getting to you at all then?
That’s good.
Totally fine! *dives into freezer*
Good Grief, i nearly spat out my mango sorbet in surprise.
Think i need a (cold) shower now :)
Hehe fuck me too. I only wrote this because the other two drafts I had weren’t working and my brain was too hot to edit, so I just threw out the things in my head. Fuck this shitty summer
More of a winter person then?
This is so good it makes me want to have a longer rant about how much ‘erotic’ stuff I keep coming across atm that is just NOT FUN. I miss fun, I miss fresh, I miss original. Maybe I’ll do a one off blog post…
Blimey, thank you! That means loads coming from you! <3 Also yes you should totally blog... =)
Yes to this. One of the few good things about summer heat is the blissful contrast of something cool…
Oh mate, THIS.