I’ve been focusing a little more on audio porn in 2022 than I did in 2021, with the help of an incredible team of writers, readers and Patreons. So to entertain you during this weird little bit between Christmas and New Year, I thought I’d do a round-up of some of the fabulous audio porn that has been published here in 2022.
Top audio porn of 2022
Audio porn has had over 2 million listens in 2022. For contrast, in 2021 it had just over 1.5 million, so that’s a third more listens this year! This isn’t just numerically satisfying (though I am a sucker for Big Numbers), it’s testament to the talent and hard work of the amazing guest writers and readers, and the incredible team of people who support and shape the project via Patreon. Thanks to these epic heroes, this year we brought on a bunch of new writers with gorgeous stories to tell (both true stories and fictional ones), plus introduced some new voices so you can hear smut being read in their dulcet tones.
We now have 387 stories from 25 different writers over at the audio porn hub, and there’ll be plenty more next year – I already have 10 new pieces from two amazing new writers lined up which will be coming very soon, and I’m commissioning more at the moment too. See the end of this post for details, and please do get in touch if you’d like to get involved!
Instead of doing a list of the top audio overall by listens (you can see some of them if you follow the #TopAudioPorn2022 hashtag on Twitter), I thought instead I’d give you the most listened-to piece from each writer so you can get a feel for their epic work. These are all the writers who had audio published in 2022, along with their most popular piece from the year…
Ariadne Awakes – Gangbanged
Not just the most popular guest audio for this year, the most popular audio full-stop. By a mile. It’s an absolutely epic gang bang story, featuring a selection of different men – each of whom fucks with a unique tone and style. I adore it.
EL Byrne – Double dildo part 2
I really enjoyed EL Byrne’s adventures with the Sex Scientist. Aptly named because the things they do together are beautifully creative and experimental. Part 2 of this is the most listened-to piece from EL Byrne, but you should check out part 1 first if you’d like to catch up! And find more of her amazing smut over at Lustitude.
Euphemise This – The forbidden fuck
It’s in the top 5 for this year, and that is because it’s very horny indeed. One of the things you learn when you run a sex blog is that people really respond to ‘forbidden’ fucking: the taboo, the longing, the intensity of it. Euphemise This captures these things with such aching horn in this piece – it’s a real treat.
Girl on the Net – Please put it in me
Who’d have thought my most popular audio this year would be an off-the-cuff ramble in which I just beg for your dick? Oh yeah, me. I knew this would be popular. Sometimes I am quite good at my job.
JM Seaborn – Fuck me while I’m asleep
Brand new to the audio project, JM Seaborn has contributed some incredible stuff this year. This piece touches on one of my favourite kinks, and manages to do so from a dominant perspective in a way that weaves consent beautifully throughout the story. I love it.
Molly Moore – Cuckboy
GOD I love this piece. Not just because I’m horny for the idea of cuckolding right now, although there is that. But also because Molly captures the back-and-forth between cuckolder and cuckold with such stunning directness. ‘“I think he is going to make me come,” I taunt’ – that line resonates right in my cunt. Incredible.
Ollie Fox – An unusual device – Steampunk Erotica
I am SO chuffed that this was Ollie’s most listened-to piece in 2022 – although their beautiful real-life story featuring nipple clamps came very close second, and is also a fave of mine – because I love publishing sexy fiction that’s a bit out-of-the-ordinary. This piece – read fabulously by Sherryl Blu – makes me feel like I’m listening to a Radio 4 drama about the Victorians which then takes a distinctly X-rated turn. It’s so much fun.
Spencer Pritchard – After Dinner, a group sex party
Spencer’s beautiful erotic fiction has all proved extremely popular this year, but ‘After Dinner’ (read by the fabulous Matt J) is right up there as one of the most popular audio pieces overall. It’s atmospheric, hot, and really puts you in the picture. I can practically taste the sweat and cum, and feel the music resonating in my chest as it progresses. Gorgeous.
Quinn Rhodes – Fuck me hard as a reminder that I’m your slut
I’m over the moon that this is Quinn’s most popular piece this year: I love a bit of degradation and he writes with an immediacy and urgency that is so perfect for this tone.
Scorpio Appetites – James: fucking your employee
A fabulous foray into unethical workplace shagging – something I am sensing becoming a theme, which I am absolutely here for. I really enjoyed the match-up of this and another of Scorpio Appetite’s fabulous pieces about fucking the boss. Power dynamics = horny as fuck.
Sherryl Blu – Deep throating the boss in the printer room
See what I mean about power dynamics? Another amazing office sex story here – Sherryl’s stories are consistently some of the most popular on the site. She writes with a casual tone like a good friend who is eagerly sharing her latest smutty adventure in the pub, and reads them so seductively it’s like she’s whispering you into bed. Incredible.
Victoria Blisse – Always be prepared (hooking up with a hottie)
Victoria’s date stories have brought warm, cosy, horny bursts of joy to my 2022 and I’m so delighted to be able to share them and bring that horny joy to you too. This one is especially beautiful, with some delicious anticipation woven into the start that builds to a delicious climax. If you enjoyed it you will also probably love her piece about cheeky kisses in public.
Join in with audio porn in 2023!
If you’re a sex blogger or erotic writer, and you would like to hear your work turned into audio, I would love to hear from you – whether we’ve worked together before or you’re brand new to the audio project, please do have a look through the latest commissioning post and get in touch. I’m looking for stories of between 1-3000 words, both fiction and non-fiction, from all erotic genres (as long as they’re legal).
I pay a license fee to use the stories, and then either hire sexy-voiced people to record them for you or pay you to record if that’s something you’d like to do. Most importantly, I give you a little widget to embed the stories on your blog/website so that your own work becomes more accessible.
I’d love to meet some brand new writers to work with, and also produce more with the fabulous writers who have already joined in – there is, after all, only so much I can bang on about dick before people get bored of my own shenanigans. If you want to join in with this fun, smutty project, I would love to hear from you in 2023.
If you just want more smut? Come find all the audio porn here.
THANK YOU
I can never work out if I bang on about this too much or if I don’t say it nearly enough, but here goes: the audio project can only exist with your support, so huge huge thanks to everyone who has helped with the project this year.
Not just those of you who support this on Patreon (though there’ll be a proper thank you up there to those people soon), but those of you who share your favourite stories too. Retweeting, sharing links, linking back to me and telling all your mates that there’s a bunch of audio porn available for free here. My aim is to always keep audio free to access, and when you combine that with my goal of always paying writers for their work, you can hopefully see why I’m so reliant on others sharing and talking about it.
Then there’s the amazing sponsors who support my site financially and give me some of the cash required to make sure I can pay for new audio: FrolicMe, Bloom Stories, Bright Desire, Literotica, Doxy, Godemiche, Hot Octopuss, Sex Tech Guide, The Pleasure Garden, Meo and ElectraStim.
Then there are other brilliant people without whom I wouldn’t be able to do this: Stuart, who illustrates the site so brilliantly and whose work always brings a burst of excitement and beauty to my working week; Neil Brown of decoded:legal who has helped so much with the project – and the blog as a whole; the guy who helps me with my website, who’s been heroically dealing with my incompetence since my ex and I broke up and I lost my tech support; Lyllou Lucille Chevalier who did an absolutely incredible job developing a sound logo for the audio project – working with them was one of the highlights of my year.
Then there are the fabulous people who have dropped by briefly: for a quick cuckolding cameo, a hot three-way BJ or to teach me how to suck their particular dick [THANK YOU ALL – hit me up in 2023 if you fancy a re-run]. And it’d be extremely remiss of me not to thank the two dudes who have featured most heavily on the blog this year. Lovely Toyboy, whose eager strip-club boners, adorable come-ons, and shrieks of ‘PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE‘ brightened the hell out of my 2022. And of course – of COURSE – Bracelet Game, who not only applied his powerful strength to rip me to bits on more than one occasion, made me come using only nipple pegs and fingers, came in my fists and gave me a brand new thing to brag about, he also literally joined in with a very thoughtful and entertaining interview about what it’s like to star in a sex blog. He rocks.
Thank you to everyone who’s brought joy to 2022, here’s to an amazing 2023.
1 Comment
Oh my, have you been somehow reading my mind? For such a long time I have tried to put thoughts and desires and needs like this together and here it is. Your voice is perfect, the words and understanding resonate strongly.
Thank you.