Normally I wait until just before New Year’s Day to write a round-up of the year’s top free audio porn, guest blogs and other delights. But this year I wanted to get it live early, to give you something to dip into during this period of otherwise-relatively-wholesome festivity. So! Welcome! Take a seat, grab a glass of mulled wine/eggnog/hot chocolate, and enjoy this showcase of some of the top audio porn, smutty blogs, and other fun treats from this year! Join me in celebrating the astonishingly talented cast of writers, readers and guests who bring such utter beauty to the site…
Before I raise the curtain on this sexy little show, let’s give credit to those who help to keep it on the road. Firstly, the generous people who chip in over on Patreon. Their money goes towards paying writers and readers for their work, studio/equipment costs, and much more. Without them the audio porn project wouldn’t be possible, and I am immeasurably grateful to them for their support!
Then, too, there are the sponsor companies. Currently: Bloom Stories, Doxy, Hot Octopuss, Literotica, Meo, The Pleasure Garden, Sex Tech Guide and Whipple Tickle. Without these companies, the blog itself wouldn’t exist – their money goes towards paying my mortgage and bills so I can remain alive to keep loving, fucking, and telling you stories. Huge thanks to them all!
I also want to say a huge thank you, as always, to Stuart F Taylor who has been absolutely smashing it out of the park this year with images that are by turns funny, moving, and hot as all hell. It’s truly a privilege to work with him, and seeing his name pop up in my email with this week’s new image never fails to make me grin with excitement. This year not only has he been illustrating most of my blog posts, he’s also been creating custom art for a variety of guests on the audio porn project, and it’s a proper joy to get to share these with contributors too. Thank you so much Stuart!
It gets harder to make porn with each year that passes, and this year will be even tougher than most. The implementation of the UK’s Online Safety Act means that any site classed as ‘adult’ will need to start age verifying its users – a process that will compromise user privacy and cost more money than small businesses like me can afford. On top of this, the poisoning of search results with AI means it’s harder to get traction than it ever has been, and the fracturing of social media as Twitter became ‘X’ means promoting content (of any kind, not just adult) is becoming more difficult too. If you want to help keep me (and other adult websites) alive, one of the best ways to do this is to go old-school: subscribe to our newsletters, bookmark our sites, and share links from your own social media and websites to make sure people can still find us.
I don’t want to be too much of a downer, though. This is meant to be a celebration! And although life is harder for adult websites (mine included), this year has still been an incredible one for audio porn and other sexy stuff.
Stats: free audio porn, visits and more
We now have over 540 audio porn stories on the site, contributed by 38 different fabulous people, all available completely free! In the last 12 months, these audio stories got around 1.7 million listens, and the fact that we’re still counting things like this in millions absolutely blows my horny mind. Many of these stories aren’t just available freely here, they’re also embedded in the websites of the original writer, meaning we’re making erotica more accessible to people using screenreaders even on websites I don’t even own. WOOO!
What’s more, we have plenty of new guest blogs too, and the pace of this doesn’t seem to be slowing. It is outrageously brilliant that complete strangers are willing to share some of their horniest, most loving, intimate moments with me and my gang of lovely readers, and I have plenty more guest blogs lined up well into 2025. In the last 12 months, this site has played host to over 1.3 million readers, and achieved 5.1 million pageviews. And although people tend to comment less on blog posts these days, if you are a guest writer then I can guarantee you thousands of individuals have read your story, probably from many different countries.
This year, even more so than others, the success of this site comes down to the amazing people who contribute their words besides me. My own output has been lower than usual, for various reasons. So if you’re a reader and you’ve enjoyed any of the audio porn, guest blogs, or other incredible contributions, I’d love to encourage you to take a bit of time to either share or comment on the guest pieces you’ve loved. I do my best to keep things ticking over, but one woman on her own could never hope to show you the sheer range of creative filth that exists on these pages. Life is a team sport, and I’m working with a truly exceptional team.
Let me show you how awesome they are…
Top free audio porn of 2024 (from guests!)
The Barefoot Sub
I absolutely love this femdom piece by The Barefoot Sub – her most popular one this year – it is breathtaking. I’m especially enamoured of the way she describes a masturbation trick that I use when I’m wanking about pegging someone too…
“Sliding the vibrator inside of me I thrust to the rhythm I’d use on your tight hole.”
I also really want to draw attention to this stunning, playful-as-fuck humiliation bondage story from much earlier this year. In which a sub is tied with rope and made to stand on a wobble board, then dance for the pleasure/attention/playful mockery of her dom. One of the things I adore about The Barefoot Sub’s work is the sheer creativity in some of her stories and the way she captures the tone – be it playful, anticipatory or pure red-hot sauce – of each different intriguing scenario.
Find more of The BarefootSub on her website ALeapOfFaith.uk, and listen to all of The Barefoot Sub’s audio porn for free here.
Blake (aka Pandora Blake)
I’ve been absolutely honoured to get to collaborate with Blake this year – they are one of my adult industry heroes, and if you want to find out why then their Patreon is a really great place to start. This fabulous piece about impossible fantasies was their most popular, and it includes a breathtakingly hot taboo fantasy about the corridor of pain and fucking.
“Taboos are fertile grounds for fantasies. Perhaps there’s something we disapprove of, something that disgusts us… but nonetheless, we find the idea fascinating, in a horrible sort of way.”
I also want to give a special mention to this exquisitely horny piece about cunt-punching. Blake wrote this when they were a new parent, and this piece so neatly weaves their feelings about the challenges of parenthood (and finding time to play!) with their gender expression during an exquisitely hot impact scene.
You can find more about Blake’s vital work on their website MxBlake.com and follow them on Mastodon and BlueSky.
Charlotte Bayes
“Have you ever kissed someone and you can’t get enough? You don’t pull away, you push forward? Desperate because it is so good and you physically can not get enough of them. Yeah, that.”
I can think of no better word for Charlotte’s ‘Dick Appointments’ than ‘aspirational’, to be honest. The way she just says exactly what she wants then sets out to get it is something I think many of us (myself especially) could learn from. It gives her writing a fierce, horny, casual quality which I adore. I feel like we’re sitting in the pub and I’m hearing her latest adventures. Sherryl Blu brings her stories to life beautifully, perfectly capturing the tone of Charlotte’s work. This one is Charlotte’s most popular this year…
And here is my personal favourite of her pieces – not just because the guy in question brought her burritos and Kinder Buenos (wherefore art the man who will do this for meeeeee?) but also because it contains an exquisite, powerful bit of fingering. And I have a particular penchant for that…
Find more of Charlotte’s amazing Dick Appointments on Substack, and hear all Charlotte Bayes audio porn read by Sherryl Blu for free here.
Dreams of Spanking
As part of my collaboration with Blake, they very kindly contributed some gorgeous narrative corporal punishment stories from their website Dreams of Spanking. I love being able to publish longer stories which have lovely world building and atmosphere, and this one in particular proved incredibly popular. A public caning, with a unique tone of challenge and submissive power.
And this piece has more stunning world building (I especially love the descriptions of the books and writing in part 2!), not to mention a line that struck me with powerful horn when I first read the script for the audio…
“Consider it your rent, that you are to receive these punishments at the beginnings and ends of every day, and throughout as needed.”
Find more amazing spanking porn at Dreams of Spanking and hear all the free Dreams audio porn here.
Euphemise This
One of the things I am super proud of about the audio project is the sheer range of work. This particular piece, the most popular from Euphemise This in 2024, is almost gentle in its build-up, with a very heavy focus on flirting and flushed cheeks and testing the waters. It almost makes my own cheeks blush just to listen to it…
Imagine me appearing breathlessly in your WhatsApp chat to share this one, because that’s exactly what I did when it went live – sharing it with friends not only as an example of Euphemise This’s beautiful audio porn reading, but also because it doubles up in function as a solid, beautiful how-to guide to producing really stunning nudes. That she weaves these two things together so seamlessly is such a testament to her brilliant writing!
Listen as audio
Find more of her incredible work over at EuphemiseThis.BlogSpot.com and check out all of EuphemiseThis’s free audio porn here.
JM Seaborn
“As I wondered about my oh-so-dominant aggression and greed, she apparently led me out of the room by my hard cock, kissing me the whole time as I throbbed in her hand.”
Not only does his work give a lovely insight into a dominant perspective, I adore how JM manages to skilfully weave consent into his storytelling. He carves out a space for sexiness, takes the time to ensure that space feels safe, and then takes you on a journey of utter ruination and horn. Glorious. This piece is his most popular from 2024…
And the following one hasn’t been live for long enough to climb up the stats yet but I’m confident it’ll be popping up on my ‘most listened’ lists in the new year because the tone of it is exquisite and the taboo it plays with is powerfully compelling. This is a story about someone wearing their wedding veil while they get fucked, and a couple playing with the idea that he (very much NOT the groom) might have fucked her on her wedding day without the groom’s knowledge. It’s a stunning example of how to play with fantasy even if it’s one that you’d never be able (or want) to fulfil…
Find more of JM’s amazing work at WrittenInKink.com and hear all his sexy audio porn here.
Lou Kane
Lou also has such a phenomenal way with atmosphere and tone. His most popular piece from last year was this stunning story about a dominant reading to their sub, which builds into a gorgeous punishment scene. I love everything about it, from the concept of being read to (exceptionally intimate and hot) to the flip when the dominant turns stern, but above all I love this incredible line:
“You’ll distract me if you keep acting like a little slut instead of the good girl I know you are.”
Picking a personal favourite from all of Lou Kane’s work was genuinely challenging because I love his voice and his pacing so much that I think every piece of his audio sparkles with beauty. But this one is just going to edge into the top spot in my heart because I heard him read it live at Eroticon a couple of years ago, and I swear I was holding my breath throughout most of it. Two guys in bed one morning, playfully battling it out to see who ends up topping… just absolutely stunning intimacy, captured beautifully in Lou’s gorgeous voice.
Find more of Lou’s amazing work on his website, and hear all Lou Kane’s free audio porn here.
Molly Moore
My filthy, funny friend and personal hero Molly Moore has contributed some deliciously pervy work to this site over the years, and I am beyond delighted that the following one was her most popular last year. It is a delicious first-person piece read by Stephen Carling, and essentially consists of a hot, growly man saying all the things I want a guy to say when I’m sucking his cock. Molly and I are on very similar wavelengths when it comes to fucking (hear us chat about it in an interview she did with me for Patreon here) and so this is incredibly powerful fantasy-fulfilment for me!
Again, almost impossible to pick a favourite here, but I’m going with this stunning little piece about getting fucked with your knickers on because… well… I fucking LOVE getting fucked with my knickers on, and I’m sure I’m not the only one…
Find more of her incredible work at MollysDailyKiss.com and hear all Molly’s free audio porn here.
mudkri
It was super exciting to welcome mudkri to the audio project this year! Her work has a breathless, ethereal quality that I was so keen to capture in audio. And the fact that this piece was her most popular tells me lots of you also enjoy the rich build of anticipation in stories that don’t quite fuck yet, but they absolutely *ache* for it…
“The pencil snug in the v of my soft fingers I glide my hand up and down. Slowly. Up and down. The look on your face is pained but awed.”
There was absolutely no question in my mind that this would be my favourite of mudkri’s pieces. I absolutely adore kissing, and I don’t think even if I wrote about it for a thousand years I would ever manage to fully do justice to how powerful this act can be when done well. But you know who absolutely can? mudkri! The way she talks about it in this post, with such reverence and yearning for intimacy… God, it makes me hurt to be kissed right now.
Find more of her amazing work on her website mudkri.ca, and hear all of mudkri’s free audio porn here
Obvious Library
So far I’ve only turned one of ObviousLibrary’s fabulous stories into audio, but there’s another lined up that I’m hoping to produce in the new year. And in the meantime… WHAT an entrance this author has made! This has been consistently one of the most popular pieces of audio since it went live, and it’s easy to see why. Outrageously hot, vigorous fucking, extreme sluttery, and a ‘bad girl’ narrator who gets exactly what she wants…
You can find more of ObviousLibrary’s work on Substack, and keep an ear out for more audio porn coming in the new year!
Robyn Eats Everything
I can never decide what I love more – Robyn’s incredible writing or the absolutely stunning way they read it. Luckily none of us has to decide because we get the benefit of both. Their most popular piece, about making someone cum during a threesome, also happens to include one of the most glorious descriptions of cunt-eating and fingering that I have read in a long time…
And THIS is the piece that absolutely floored me when I first read it. Robyn gets to grips with their dominant side, and in doing so takes us on a gentle, slow-build journey from anticipation through to many different types of touch and sensation. The not-quite-touching trick that opens the piece is one I am so desperate to try myself one day…
“As my finger hovers a centimetre away from their skin, threatening to make contact, they start to beg”
Find more of their fantastic work at RobynEatsEverything.com and hear all Robyn’s free audio porn here.
Sirensgrace
Sirensgrace is brand new to the site this year and has contributed a couple of fabulously kinky stories. The most popular of which is this stunning facefuck scene which contains an excellent D/s dynamic and some really glorious explicit instruction…
“Put your hands behind your back and leave them there,” He orders. “I’m going to fuck your face, and I want no resistance from you. Do you understand?”
And for those of you who enjoy the crack of the cane, I have to say this one really hit the spot. A short, sweet, INTENSE kinky punishment scene.
Find more of them on Fetlife or hear all Sirensgrace’s free audio porn here.
Spencer Pritchard
We’ve had some incredible readers bringing Spencer’s amazing prose to audio over the last couple of years, but 2024 was the year Spencer took the plunge and started recording himself. And holy FUCK what a voice. You haven’t lived till you’ve heard him whisper, all soft and horny in your ear… “The honour of fucking the both of you with my fingers as you kissed”. No wonder this was his most popular piece – and it’s a two-parter so click through for both parts!
My favourite of Spencer’s has to be this fantastic piece of edging erotica. Because I’m a huge fan of edging, and what’s more I think Spencer has perfectly captured the desperation to come in his stunning reading…
Find more of his work over on LushStories, and hear all Spencer’s free audio porn here.
Sundial
Sundial absolutely burst onto the sex blogging scene with some truly exquisite guest blogs, and not long after that intro she set up her own incredible site where she has published so much fantastically-written smut (both true and fiction), as well as some really interesting discursive pieces about her life too. This incredible threesome piece with double penetration was her most popular story this year…
…but it would be criminal of me not to shout out the absolutely astonishing reading she did of this captivating public OTK spanking scene. So unique I put it forward for brand new art by Stuart, because I wanted something that did justice to the scene itself and the way Sundial so neatly highlights the importance of strength and muscled power when it comes to this particular spanking fantasy. Of all Sundial’s pieces, this is the one that has gathered the most ‘holy fuck WOW’ comments, and it’s one I point to regularly as an example of kink written so well that by the end of the piece… I think I’d caught this kink too!
Find more of her amazing work at GoingDownWithSundial.com and hear all Sundial’s free audio porn here.
Top free audio porn of 2024 (by me!)
I won’t give you too much waffle, here are my own top 5 pieces of audio porn. I think they’re pretty representative of my tastes, not least my taste for porn that’s set on London transport…
Annoyingly though, some of those are just popular because they still do great numbers in search. They weren’t all brand new stories published this year. So here’s a round-up of my three favourites from new content I wrote and recorded this year…
Anal fingering, but make it super intimate…
One of my top, all-time favourite kinks…
Strap-on sex. I was so horny when I wrote this I had to have about ten wanks before it was finally done…
Top guest blogs of 2024
It’s been another stunning year of guest blogs from many different contributors, and I want to stress that although the porny ones always get more clicks, and therefore tend to dominate the ‘most visited’ charts, personally I think the thing that makes the guest blog spot shine brightest is the sheer variety of experience on display. The fabulous writers who contribute their thoughts, stories, fantasies and opinions are the absolute backbone of this site, and choosing some of my favourites to share with you should not preclude you in any way from visiting the guest blog section and diving in to the ones which take your fancy.
Here are the most visited guest blogs of 2024…
I fall to my knees, by anon
“Anyone could open the door any second, I try to say, but my face is full of you as you unzip your jeans and pull your cock out so it slides into my face.”
I bring him women to fuck, by Kaetana
“This one I picked specifically for you to fuck in the arse. She’s tiny, lithe. Dark hair and dark eyes and all smiles when I lift her dress off her slender body. She’s so light I can pick her up. So I do. And I drop her little arse right on your cock.”
What’s hot about getting cucked?, by anon
“It’s agony. I want to be there, alongside you, inside you, feeling what he feels, kissing your mouth gently, holding your wrists back as I slip inside you…but instead, I’m not even allowed to touch myself.”
Snapshots from a kinky relationship, by anon
“I begin thrusting upwards, but my cock is confused after hours of edging and I can’t get enough purchase with my wrists tied to the bed. The tears are flowing freely by the time she decides to take pity on me and grind down on top of me, meeting my upward thrusts.”
Turning me into a vibrating doll, by Jenby
“I let out a muffled plea for permission to come, the first sound I’d uttered since she entered the room, and with her assent her new rubberdoll creased itself into a perfectly silent climax.”
And here, with apologies that I cannot include every single guest blog because there’s so much gold, are a few that I personally found especially intriguing/hot/touching/beautiful…
Letting the internet dominate me, by Persephone
“I don’t have a dominant at the moment. So what’s a horny, sometimes subby, girl to do? My solution has been submitting… to the internet.”
The best sex of our lives took a decade to perfect, by Tess
“We did what felt right in the moment, but it was the instincts we built up, and the preparation we did before that made it possible, made it perfect.”
You choose your people, by Emilia Romero
“It all feels exquisite, the pain and her hand and my cunt and the wetness and I’m close, so close to coming and I’m lost and happy and I have never had a friend like this and-
The alarm goes off.”
Birching, bratting and doing something stupid, by Dissembling Cub
“Even the wickedest, the most defiant of boys understand the ritual here: give all the cheek you want – but you don’t get to be a coward.”
I’m a proud sub, by Jamie
“He told me to bring him off. I carried on. He asked me to bring him off. I carried on. He begged me to bring him off. I carried on. He started crying with the frustration of it…”
As I say, please do go and check out the rest of the incredible guest contributions over on the tag. My stats tell me there are now over five HUNDRED different stories, from almost that many people. Of all the messages I want readers to take away about sex, perhaps the most important one is that ‘sex’ is not a universal experience for which there can ever be general rules or even concepts of what it looks like and how it should be done. Sex is something you do – no, create – with other people, and as a result everybody’s experience of it is beautifully unique.
Top sex blog images from Stuart F Taylor
These ones I can’t get stats for, so I get to just indulge myself by picking three of my favourite pieces of gorgeous art from this year. As I said at the start, one of the absolute highlights of my week is seeing Stuart’s name pop up in my inbox with the image for the latest blog post – it’s a true privilege to see my own fantasies and shags reimagined by such a talented artist. If you want to hear from Stuart directly, this year he also took part in a really fun interview for my Patreon where we discussed his process for turning smutty blogs into art, as well as sharing some of our favourite pictures from the decade we’ve been working together. Sorry that’s behind a paywall, you can access it with a subscription at the lowest tier (£2/$2), which will also give you access to lots more collaborator interviews too!
I adore this image, from a story about a woman having a wank, in part because the tiny detail of her arm tattoo shows you she’s not imagining this incident but remembering something she did. The expression on her face in the wanking section is truly beautiful, but above all the eye contact and juicy wetness of her mouth in the thought bubble… really makes me want to suck a cock.
Image by the awesome Stuart F Taylor
Shamelessly, this one – which was drawn for a post in which I drool over men in fishnets – I just adore because of the variety of men featured, and the way Stuart has so accurately captured the hotness of fishnet stretching over their bodies… their cocks… it’s just exquisitely horny.
Image by the brilliant Stuart F Taylor
Finally, many of you will have heard me in the interview with Stuart go on about how much I love the expressions on people’s faces that he’s been drawing lately. I think some of his art just beautifully captures yearning desire. None more so, perhaps, than this stunning image which goes with Blake’s fantastic piece about cunt-punching and gender euphoria. Just look at the expression on their blissed-out subby face! Swoon.
Image by the fabulous Stuart F Taylor
Most popular sex blogs (by me)
Feels a bit wanky to do this, but needs must. Here are my most visited blog posts from the last year…
Surreptitious fucking on the Victoria line
“Every now and then, as the train jolts and screeches northbound through the city, I allow myself a little wriggle, to check how hard he’s getting.”
She’s going to take you slowly
“I’m going to kiss each nipple with wet lips. So. Fucking. Slowly. Drawing them into my mouth, soothing the pain of each pinch with delicate flicks of my tongue.”
I wrote and recorded these as a bit of an experiment – the same sex story told twice. In both versions, the listener can be someone of any gender, with any configuration of genitals. But one story is framed with a masc dominant (played deliciously and sexily by Stephen Carling) and the other with a femme one (read by me). I was interested to see how much difference there was between listens/views, and I can conclusively tell you that Stephen’s version won by a country mile. I don’t actually know if this is because of gender, or because he’s a phenomenal, deeply sexy reader. I suspect both. Treat yourself to a gravelly talking-to. Swoon.
What’s so good about a ‘good girl’?
“I can’t remember what it is I say, but it prompts him to stroke my hair and ask softly, almost tentatively: “Is it because you’re a very good girl?” And everything inside me turns to liquid gold.”
Sensitivity training – sexual feedback for shy people
“I try to keep the pressure from lips and tongue and my spare hand as light as I can, to tease him into responding – I need to feel his fingers pressing gently into my skin so I get that delicious feedback that shows me how to do this really well.”
“Don’t look at me like a picture in a gallery, or respect me like I’ve done this for your love. I feel pretty today, fuck me up.”
And, again because the stats always skew more towards the pornier offerings, here are a few posts that I just really enjoyed writing. The Viagra piece is (in my opinion) one of the best bits of sex advice I’ve ever written, because it involves taking something for which society (unfairly and stupidly) dispenses shame, and explaining why it’s actually hot as all hell. Likewise the ‘practical sex tips’, I reckon there’s some decent advice in there. The final one… well. I just think people need to hear it. I certainly do.
- How to take a Viagra, sexily
- Practical sex tips: blankets, lube and banishing shame
- You deserve to be loved
Girl On The Net is far more than one person
I feel like it’s really important to emphasise that although this blog started out being a way for one horny woman to share her thoughts, fucks and fantasies, these days the site is a much broader production, put on by a whole cast of incredible people. I am honoured that they are willing to share some of their most intimate memories and private fantasies with my readers, and I know that this space would be much poorer without their amazing contributions.
Every single piece that is written and shared here is a shiny treasure – insight into a brand new perspective on sex, relationships, love, kink or whatever it might be. Over the last year guest bloggers have educated me about asexuality and disability, blown me away with stunningly-written interrogation (or medical, or massage) scenes, and even introduced me to kinks I’d never explored before like ecosexuality and lactation! Their incredible work makes this job worth fighting for even as the online landscape becomes increasingly hostile to porn, and quite frankly when I’m struggling to stay afloat myself the thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the knowledge that if I keep this platform going, then it will always be there for other people to share their own unique experiences.
Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart, for the priceless contributions you all make!
Thanks to YOU too!
Naturally, there’d be no point in any of us getting up on this stage if there weren’t an audience to give us a warm welcome, so huge thanks to you as well – every single person who reads this blog, comments and shares and supports on Patreon or by buying sex toys from sponsors, is contributing to keeping this all afloat.
If you want to make sure you don’t miss anything, now more than ever please subscribe via email – the old school methods are always the best because you won’t be subject to time zones and algorithms as you are on lots of social platforms, you’ll just get pinged when a new blog post goes live so you can read it at your leisure.
Naturally, a paid sub on Patreon is also always very welcome – if you fancy buying a Christmas gift for me, take out an annual sub at the lowest tier. It’s £22/$22-ish for 12 WHOLE months’ worth of early access to new audio porn in your podcast feed, access to all existing interviews, monthly updates on the project and loads more. No pressure though. This isn’t a sales pitch. The main point of writing round-up posts like this is to give you the chance to explore some of the incredible contributions you might have missed this year, as well as give me the opportunity to yell THANK YOU in my loudest, cheeriest voice, to every single member of the astonishing cast who put this show together.
You make this place sparkle.