Girl on the Net

Who fancies a bit of supernatural smut in the form of a demon romance? The fabulous Ollie Fox, who has contributed some fabulous stories – both natural and supernatural – to the audio porn project, is here to share an extract from their latest book! Naturally when they offered me an extract which included sexual tension and flirtation with an actual demon, the eager little goth in my heart could not resist. Here’s the blurb for the book: “Most people get a guardian angel, but Lily Collins learns that she was assigned a guardian demon. Now she has to choose whether to join him in Hell as his semi-immortal consort, or keep the life she loves but never see him again, in life or death. And she has to decide fast, because the longer she waits, the graver the danger…to herself, and to the world.” I love Ollie’s work, and the way they manage to make the supernatural so powerfully human. Check out the fantastic extract below to whet your appetite, and buy the book to read more!

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Rule number one in life is you should tell people what you like, because often they’ll give you more of it. I make my love of ‘first time‘ stories known, so when the fabulous sex blogger Missy – from FocusedAndFilthy – had a red-hot post to write about her first visit to a sex club, she knew exactly who (ME ME ME) would go wild for hearing it. Come read her exquisitely horny post about the thrill of being watched as she is spanked, humiliated, and face-fucked in front of a crowd of strangers…

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Note that this blog contains references to weight and body image including weight loss injections. Last week I wrote about these drugs in a rantier post, but there’s something softer and warmer that didn’t quite fit inside that one, so I also wrote this. The guy who features here has given me consent to write it, and in fact when I asked if I could write about Mounjaro his first question was “I assume the context is: get to see this hot dude pull a range of different shapes and personas?”. He knows me so well. 

One of the most incredible things about him, in my opinion, was his hugs. The way he’d wrap his big arms around me and pull me into a deep, long cuddle. Like being enveloped with love.

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Today’s guest blog is something a little different, because I really want to introduce you to the fabulous person behind The Pleasure Garden – an awesome ethical sex toy shop that sponsors my website. If you’d like to buy stuff you can use the code GOTN10 for 10% off anything they stock, but I’m not trying to actively sell you anything here, I just wanted to introduce you to someone cool: Francesca Cross, who runs it. I have written about a number of fantastic Pleasure Garden products over the years, from restraints kits to g-spot vibes, and door cuffs to doppelganger dicks. And whenever I have a catch-up with Francesca to talk about what I could review next, we always end up in a fascinating sidebar about the challenges involved in trying to carve an ethical path through the adult industry: how to improve accessibility, how to make sure the toys in stock are body safe, how to write copy for websites in a way that is inclusive and never shaming. I thought you lot might like to see a glimpse behind the scenes, and meet someone awesome who is working to do exactly that. So I interviewed Francesca! Grab a cup of tea and learn about running an ethical sex toy shop in the UK…

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Recent additions to the drug market mean it is now much easier for people who are unhappy with their weight to change it if they’d like to. Ozempic, Mounjaro and other injections have made it possible to lose weight in a rapid and simple way. As always, I want to state very plainly that the shape and size of your body is not a moral question – you are not obliged to be a certain size or look a certain way in order to be worthy of love and admiration. Diet culture is incredibly fucked up, and the way society encourages us to police other people’s bodies is deeply problematic and incredibly harmful to all of us (me included), so you should never feel obliged to change your body if you don’t want to. However, some people do want to, and they choose to use weight loss injections like Mounjaro to help in that process. And holy FUCK do some people want to have opinions about that choice!

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