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Greedy: I got a Godemiche Morpheus and deleted my dating profile
No one ever tells me to my face that I’m greedy, but I am. Right now I trip through life with only a vague idea of what I want, but a raging certainty that I definitely need more of it. More. More drinks, more nights out, more catch-ups with friends I’ve not seen since Covid. More joy, more lust, more playfulness. More sex. More of those evenings which start with a pint and end up with you all tumbling into someone’s flat so you can welcome the dawn together with burgeoning hangovers and the sparkle of brand new friendships. More threesomes that make me feel like it’s my birthday. And because this is a post about the Godemiche Morpheus, inevitably I’m greedy for far more wanking too.
Alliance of Independent Sex Toy Testers
The Alliance of Independent Sex Toy Testers is a list of sex toy review bloggers who are trusted by the sex toy community.
What is the Alliance of Independent Sex Toy Testers?
If you spend enough time wandering the sex-toy-focused portion of the internet you’ll come across a whole bunch of review sites that look… how should I say this?… dodgy as fuck. Sites with ripped-off content, spammy ‘guides’ crammed with keywords, ‘reviews’ of toys that sound suspiciously like the person writing has never come across one in their lives… you get the idea. These sites usually use stock images of toys, or pictures they’ve stolen from legitimate toy bloggers, and then stuff their copy with praise for the toy plus a link so you can buy buy buy! Basically: they’re not legitimate reviewers, and they don’t actually try out the toys they are covering. They just use every Google trick in the book to try and beat genuine bloggers to the top search results, then wax lyrical about every toy in order to maximise the amount of affiliate money they make.
It sucks for you, because you’re not getting honest information about the product, and frankly it sucks for bloggers like me too, because it makes it much harder for our signals to be heard above the cacophony of noise from these spammy sites. To try and combat this, some of my fabulous blogging colleagues set up the… *drum roll* … Alliance of Independent of Sex Toy Testers! This is an informal, democratic group who have all signed up to a code of conduct that guarantees we actually own the toys we’re testing, and we’re approaching our work of writing about them ethically – details set out below. Scroll down for more information on the code, and how to join the alliance if you’d like to, but for now here’s the list. Please do go visit these excellent blogs for genuine, honest advice and information on sex toys.
The Alliance Of Independent Sex Toy Testers List
Last updated 07 October 2024. Provided in alphabetical order.
- https://coffeeandkink.me/
- https://dildoordildont.com/
- https://fantasticfrost.com/
- https://foxypleasurereviews.com/
- https://girlonthenet.com/
- https://heyepiphora.com/
- http://kelvinsparks.com/
- https://missrubyreviews.com/
- https://mollysdailykiss.com/
- https://nikkinelsonwrites.com/
- https://obsessionrouge.com/
- https://onherback.com/
- https://princesspreviews.com/
- https://spicesoflust.com/
- https://supersmashcache.com/
- https://tesstesst.nl/
- https://witchofthewands.com/
Standards last updated Oct 7 2024
Want to join?
The Alliance of Independent Sex Toy Testers is a democratic system — all of us vote on who joins and who needs to leave.
Everyone on this list must post the list on their own blog, with do-follow links to all the other blogs. When a change happens to the list (i.e., addition or removal), you must update your list.
If you’d like to join, please contact sextoytesteralliance[at]gmail[dot]com or someone on the Alliance list. Your blog will be submitted to an anonymous group vote (each blogger on the list will assess your blog against the Alliance’s minimum standards). You will be accepted or declined based on a majority vote. The person you contacted doesn’t have more say on whether you get to join or not. If you don’t hear back, please follow up — it is taking some time to get all the logistics organised.
The King’s Cock – a shameless medieval cock-fest
This shameless medieval cock-fest is written and read by Ariadne Awakes. Note: this story is a fantasy that contains kidnapping and implied non-consent.
“Suck.” The countless times she’d been issued this command and it still sent glorious shivers straight to her constantly aching cunt. It was the time of year the court had nicknamed ‘The Grand Suck’, where the King’s most worthy subjects had the privilege of watching their wives, daughters and sometimes mothers kneel before him and show obedience to the sceptre with which he ruled. His cock.
3 great pegging positions that are not doggy
I don’t think doggy is the best position for anal, but that’s probably because I’m not especially visual. I get why someone might enjoy the whole ‘you look down and watch it go in’ thing, it just isn’t my favourite part. In porn, I am broadly turned off by extreme genital close-ups, preferring instead to watch the twisted, horny joy on someone’s face as they slam it home. I get why many people would like the view you get when pegging in doggy, though, and there are definitely other delights too, like the way you can grab someone’s hips and pull them back onto your dick while you’re pounding away. But today I want to talk about some of my favourite alternative pegging positions.
Double dildo part 2 – First time DP
This fabulous story about first time DP follows on from last week’s piece – double dildo part 1 – do head over and listen to that first if you’d like to catch up. It’s written by the fabulous EL Byrne and originally appeared on her erotic site Lustitude. It is read here by Girl on the Net.
I start to move into my usual position on the couch, but he touches my hip, stops me, and says, “No. Flip over and get comfortable. Make sure your knees will be OK for a while. Do you need another pillow?”