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Guest blog: The forbidden fuck

You all know I have a kink for lustful longing, right? Intense desire, that fires you up and makes you tremble, which may or may not ever be requited. Please welcome today’s guest – @EuphemiseThis – who’s here to talk about lust, longing and a forbidden fuck…

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Sniffing underwear: Teen angst and the smell of his Calvins

I never used to fantasise about sniffing underwear. Even during my horniest moments, when I was in the early stages of learning what turned me on, and discovering the answer was ‘everything’, it never occurred to me to try and get hold of a guy’s underwear and hold it over my face, breathing in the heady scent of his cock. Until one day, a boy I was in love with came to visit, and left his underwear behind when he departed…

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Photos of Girl on the Net

I’m not a huge fan of having my photo taken, or taking photos. I’m more of a words person. But for some reason when you write sexy words, people also want to get a glimpse of your arse. So: here’s my arse.

These pictures were taken towards the start of my blogging career. You can see a couple of more recent images of me taken for Molly Moore’s Sinful Sunday project, if you click the Sinful Sunday tag on the blog. There are woefully few of them.

One of the reasons why I love working with Stuart Taylor and occasional guest illustrators is because I do not really like taking photos of myself – they always turn out either blurry and badly composed, or too revealing in how much of my home/life they show. I am incredibly bad at photography. The second (and probably more important!) reason why I prefer illustrations to photos is that with illustrations, this blog can show a range of different body types and people. When you see an article about sex in the mainstream media, too often (like with other mainstream media!) the image will feature people who fit a very narrow and limited definition of what counts as ‘sexy’. Illustrations allow for much more variety in terms of body type, situation, and creativity.

All this is here mainly to say: please don’t ask me to post more photos. These lovely shots were taken by people who know what they’re doing, at a time when I was confident and comfortable enough to have them taken. Any new photos of me you might see on this blog will likely be hastily-snapped phone pictures taken by me, of low quality and limited value.

Real life vs sex blogger life: challenging wanks

Last Sunday’s instalment of ‘sex blogger life’, in which I was watching my boyfriend masturbate to porn and trying not to move, ended on not-quite-a-cliffhanger. Me, dripping with horn, sitting on an office chair in the corner of the room while my boyfriend did his best to pretend I wasn’t watching as he beat one out to an especially hot porn video. Today we’re going to pick up where I left off, just as he declares that it’s time for a break in the proceedings…

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How to play Never Have I Ever (or ‘I Have Never’)

For years I’ve been lying to you all about the purpose of this blog – saying it’s about sharing sex stories and helping to tackle some of the weird assumptions society makes about the things we do behind closed doors. In fact, the whole point of the last eight years of my life has been to build up a large enough platform that I can properly school you on the rules of ‘Never Have I Ever’. Or ‘I Have Never’, as it is called where I’m from.

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