Guest blog: Priority service at the glory hole

Special guest blog for you all today – an extract from a brand new collection of erotica! You might remember JK Mill’s fabulous short story here from a few months ago – fucking 150 feet up – a devastatingly horny tale about shagging halfway up a cliff-face. She’s back today to promote Wicked Little Miracles, a collection of erotic stories written by 18 different writers spanning everything from the tender and romantic to the strange, funny, filthy and fantastical. To whet your appetites, here’s an extract from a piece by Paragonas Vaunt, set at a gas station glory hole. I know how much readers here go wild for a glory hole story, so I’m delighted to share it with you. We join the action once the main character, Amy, has already stepped into the glory hole booth, and rung the ‘Priority Service’ bell, but she still has every chance to walk away. She’s weighing shame, respectability, age, loyalty, and the fear of being judged against a desire she’s denied herself for years…

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The one question you should ask of everyone you date

Are you looking for a long term relationship? Here’s the one question you should ask of everyone you date. It’s going to sound weirdly specific, and has little to do with compatibility or shared interests or personality matching, but bear with me please because I think it’s worth it. The question you should ask of everyone you date is: would you come to Moorfield’s eye hospital with me at five o’clock in the morning?

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Guest blog: The totalising fuck

I know it’s a cliche when people share a post and just say ‘THIS’, but holy shit – THIS. When @thatdocphoenix sent this guest blog over to me it fully took my breath away. The totalising fuck that he describes in this piece is what sex is, to me. What sex is about, what it’s for, and why we do it. This. A million times, THIS.

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The last time you ever fuck them

Here’s a dilemma. A conundrum. A thought experiment, perhaps? If you know you’re going to be shagging someone for the very last time ever, how do you do it? You know your relationship has to end, and will soon be over for good. The pair of you can’t go on like this any longer, it hurts too much… but fate has given you one last shot to do the thing you both love to do. So. The last time you ever fuck them, how do you fuck?

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Guest blog: I’ve had a vasectomy, but I find pregnancy hot…

I don’t get to publish enough on this blog about breeding – until relatively recently, it wasn’t a kink that I shared. But as time goes on I collect more kinks (like Pokémon, one day I hope to catch ’em all) and the more I read about breeding the more I find myself drawn in. There’s something quite primal about pregnancy. I think so, at any rate. As does this week’s guest blogger, who is here with a fabulous explanation of why – despite being resolutely childfree – his vasectomy still gave him some feelings around abandoning the possibility of having sex with someone who’s pregnant…

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    Girl on the Net is a London-based sex blogger – she writes explicit sex stories, so please consider this whole site NSFW. Alongside real-life sex stories, expect posts about feminism, porn, mental health, and fascinating fetishes. Now one of the biggest sex blogs in the UK, Girl on the Net began sex blogging in September 2011, so feel free to dig through the archive and find out just how ignorant and/or clumsy she was when she first began. If you're an aspiring sex blogger, check out these tips on how to start a sex blog.