Guest blog: So that’s what all the fuss is about

Huge thanks to the fabulous Ollie Fox for today’s guest blog – featuring a cute and horny connection between a human and one of Death’s Sentries, in which the sentry – Zed – discovers a whole new kind of pleasure. One that I know many of you blog-reading humans are fans of. This first time blow job story is an extract from Ollie’s latest book – Death’s Embrace – and if you enjoyed their last piece with an extract from their latest demon romance novel, you’ll probably want to check this one out too! Here’s the blurb:

Bowie is an ordinary human with no real knowledge of the afterlife—until an accident sends them briefly to the Place Between. Waiting to greet them is Zed, one of Death’s Sentries, who fell in love with them lifetimes ago and has met them between each of their forgotten reincarnations. This time, when Bowie returns to life, Zed follows. For the first time he’s experiencing life in a human body with the person he loves. But there may be consequences for abandoning his post…

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There are 36 minutes of my birthday remaining

It’s 11:24 in the evening, and we’ve already had a phenomenal time. A card, a cute gift, cake even. A devastating fuck that was as playful as it was brutal, which ended in him thoroughly draining his balls nice and deep in my cunt. Off the back of a week when I’ve been showered with kind words and birthday wishes from friends and family, I can’t remember the last time I felt this lucky and calm. Happy, sated and loved. And there are 36 minutes of my birthday still to go, so I ask him: “will you do exactly as I ask until it ends?” Yes, he will. Of course he will. Even though he quite rudely specifies ‘within reason’. As if I’d be anything other than reasonable in my requests…

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Guest blog: Duct up in bed – a mummification story

A new guest blog from Jenby is always a fucking treat – I get a little burst of glee just seeing her name in my inbox. Whether she’s casually letting me know that she got milked by House Dommes at a hucow event, or that she’s been sweating at a latex event during a heatwave, every adventure brings brand new kinks to explore, horny scenarios to contemplate, and at least one truly excellent pun. Check out some of her incredible previous guest blogs here, then sit tight (very tight) and enjoy her latest foray into mummification…

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…but not at any cost

Last week I wrote a piece about wanting to be loved. I think acknowledging the desire to be loved is useful to me, and it’s not something I’ve always been able to do. It feels shameful, somehow, to yearn for love. Like if I want it too much then I’m desperate, needy, incomplete without the validation of a romantic partner. But having thought about this a lot recently, I’ve realised that acknowledging this desire has been a net positive. Good for self-acceptance, and perhaps even for my self-worth too. Because being up front about how much I want to be loved means I also have to face the important caveat that comes hand-in-hand with that desire: I do not want to be loved at any cost.

This one’s long, waffly, and incredibly gendered. Sorry about that. 

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Guest blog: I am vanilla. My boyfriend’s ex is not

Today’s guest blog speaks to me deeply. As a filthy, experienced sex blogger I have dated quite a few people who have worried they’re too ‘vanilla‘ for my tastes. As if once you start trying kink, there’s no going back, and no sex will be good enough unless at least one of you ends up suspended from the ceiling covered in Nuttella. This week’s anonymous contributor gives a funny, sweet account of how she took the news that her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend had more sexual experience than she did. Is ‘vanilla’ an acceptable flavour? I’ll let her give you the answer…

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