I’ve always wanted to write a sex advice column that offers ‘advice’ in the most fun sense: how to make your sex life hotter. People could write in with questions like ‘my girlfriend is into public humiliation, but I’m nervous and stumped for ideas. Any suggestions for subtle but hot ways I could indulge her kink?’. Or maybe ‘my husband recently told me he wants to be used, but I can’t get my head around the concept – can you help me find sexy ways to introduce this into our shagging?’. Honestly, someone should commission me to write this, we’d have loads of fun. This horny daydreaming is one of the things I enjoy most in a relationship: as I discover all the little nooks and crannies of someone’s sexual desire, I can spend hours pondering fun ways to try and weave those desires into the sex we have together. But I’m single at the moment and this skill doesn’t get much use. So I’ve been itching to write this year’s Christmas gift guide, because it gives me the chance to go through my sponsor roster, pick out some of my favourite sexy things, and then come up with a whole bunch of hot scenarios that feature them which you can deploy in your own sex life.

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Ever fancied being lubed up with warm oil and sliding around with a crowd of similarly oily strangers? You will almost certainly enjoy this week’s guest blog! I’m delighted to welcome PJA Woode this week – he’s a fellow sex writer who contributes fabulous erotic fiction to the porn site FrolicMe, but today he’s here to share a real life experience. After listening to the interview with Tabitha Rayne in which she and I talked about craving stories written by men that show emotional vulnerability, he offered a story about overcoming his own feelings of shyness to attend his first liquid orgy. What follows is both sweet and deliciously slippery…

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This gorgeous story about a four-person pleasure party at an LGBTQ+ swingers’ resort comes from my site sponsor, Bloom Stories. I asked them if they were game for contributing a sample so you could all listen to some of the fabulous multi-cast, sensual audio porn they produce, and I am so glad they sent this incredible story. Listen by clicking ‘play’ above and head to their site to hear part 2 of Pleasure Party for free!

I’m so ready for this vacation. We set our bags down and get our first look at the gorgeous beach view room that’s going to be our home for the next week. It’s pristine, with a huge king bed in the centre and a bottle of champagne already chilling in a bucket of ice.

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I walk in on him wanking, that’s how this fantasy starts. I’ve just got out of the shower, hair tousled and body lotioned so it’s nice and smooth with a slight slippery residue that makes everything shine. I open the door to the living room with half-formed notions of asking him to touch my tits to warm me up. Maybe invite him to come to the bedroom with me, roll around naked on the big bed in all that post-shower softness. But he’s already masturbating when I go in: hunched over on the sofa beating at his dick like it’s urgent that he drains out all the spunk.

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The first rule of gang bang club is that you have to talk about gang bang club: these things don’t organise themselves.

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