This fabulously playful sex talk is written by Jaimie of Jaimie’s Erotica. It’s read by me, Girl on the Net, and I had a fabulous time trying to capture the teasing flirtatiousness in her words! 

Hey.

How are you?

Good, good. Ummm. So, did you get the picture?

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Who fancies a bit of supernatural smut in the form of a demon romance? The fabulous Ollie Fox, who has contributed some fabulous stories – both natural and supernatural – to the audio porn project, is here to share an extract from their latest book! Naturally when they offered me an extract which included sexual tension and flirtation with an actual demon, the eager little goth in my heart could not resist. Here’s the blurb for the book: “Most people get a guardian angel, but Lily Collins learns that she was assigned a guardian demon. Now she has to choose whether to join him in Hell as his semi-immortal consort, or keep the life she loves but never see him again, in life or death. And she has to decide fast, because the longer she waits, the graver the danger…to herself, and to the world.” I love Ollie’s work, and the way they manage to make the supernatural so powerfully human. Check out the fantastic extract below to whet your appetite, and buy the book to read more!

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I’ve written so much on this blog over the years about watching people wank, you’d think I’d have run out of things to say about it by now. You’d be wrong, though, because just as no two snowflakes – or two fucks – are ever exactly the same, so two precious opportunities to watch somebody beat one out will always be different in ways that I believe deserve fawning appreciation. Thanks to the uniqueness of every person I fuck, and the infinite ways in which I lust after their quirks and kinks, I can always find something in any given wank to get drooly and cross-eyed over. Today I want to talk about intentionality – how part of the joy of watching someone wank to porn is in understanding their specific choices about who and what will turn them on in this moment. Seeing them select a scene; skip through the parts they’re not interested in; maybe rewind the sections they want to to enjoy more than once… all this gives me horny little clues about their specific lusts in that moment.

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This stunning piece is part 7 in a series written and read by Sundial. You can catch up on the rest of the Sunday series here, and you absolutely should because every single episode is fire. 

You’re thrusting your hips, my head clamped between your hands and you fuck me hard. Your dick stretching my mouth wide, saliva pooling on my chin, and I’m hyper aware of my discomfort. Knees pressed as they are against the cool, bare hardness of the floor and the angle you’re keeping me at. I’m neither able to sit back to my heels, nor properly rise. My balance is a mess and my thighs are straining.

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It’s late, and I’m tired. So tired, in fact, that I’ve just slept through the last twenty minutes of the film we were meant to be watching. You can’t blame me: it’s not often I get to snuggle up on a sofabed with my head in somebody’s lap, sinking into the duvet and enjoying the gentle, rhythmic stroke of their hand on my bottom and thighs. It is blissful. Beautiful. Like stepping into a shower that’s set to the perfect temperature, or hugging a loved one when you meet them off the train. I am safe, cosy, happy. This scene is tranquil as fuck, so you can’t blame me for falling asleep. I am also a horny bitch, though, so I hope you can also understand what happens next.

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