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Anal Sundays part 2: Butt plug accidents
I don’t want to write this post. The very idea of dragging the words from my head makes me want to cringe into a tiny ball. But I’m going to talk about butt plug accidents anyway. My reasons will become clear towards the end of the post but before I begin, a warning and a request. Warning: this post contains scenes that are a bit uncomfortable, especially if you’re not into anal stuff and are easily panicked. Request: if you know me in real life, I would genuinely rather you didn’t read this. It’s mostly because I feel I can be funnier and more honest about this incident if I don’t have to anticipate jokey conversations about it in the pub, during which I have to relive all the feelings that this incident triggered in my fluttery, panic-laden heart. So. If you know me, don’t read this. If you choose to read it anyway, pretend you haven’t. Deal? OK let’s go.
Fucked in the ass: how I prep for anal Sundays
On Sundays, we do anal. It’s not a hard-and-fast rule, although naturally we’re hoping that with enough ‘getting fucked in the ass’ practice for me, ‘hard and fast’ will eventually be the general tone of each occasion. But before we get to that point, we need patience, time, and preparation. A lot of preparation.
Your dick between my butt cheeks
Yeah, this post is literally just going to be 500 words of appreciation for your dick between my butt cheeks. Someone found my blog recently via this search term and I was horrified – HORRIFIED – that I have not yet described, in detail, the glory of this sensation.
Guest blog: My tryst with a burlesque goddess
This week’s guest blogger is the fabulous @EuphemiseThis, who has already graced these pages once before with a story of forbidden fucks and lustful yearning. Today she’s here with another glorious tale of sexy longing, this time for a burlesque goddess who bore a striking resemblance to her ex…
Guest blog: One woman, three guys, and a DIY gloryhole
Regular readers will know that I am a big fan of kinky DIY – sometimes if you want something really specific and sexy, you have to roll up your sleeves and make something yourself. This week’s guest blogger – @OxyFromSg, who writes erotica with Phedre Sinclair at this blog right here – has an excellent story about exactly that. You’ve already heard some of his exploits in a previous guest blog – about ‘weird wanks‘ and controlling someone else’s dick. Today he’s here to tell you about a gloryhole fantasy that was fulfilled by some good friends and a generous helping of elbow grease…