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Have you ever wanted to suck your own cock? As a connoisseur of cocksucking, I am inevitably fascinated (and delighted) by stories of people who have managed to suck their own. So when @OxyFromSg (who writes erotica over at this blog) popped up in my DMs to say ‘hey! I’ve sucked my own cock. Fancy a guest blog?’, you can imagine how eagerly I leapt at the opportunity to read/publish something that explains not only how to suck your own dick, but what it actually feels like to achieve it. Take it away Oxy…

I sucked my own cock – here’s how

As a teenage bi guy in a small countryside town, the only thing I wanted was cock. The only thing I couldn’t get was cock. Until one day I thought… “Wait, what about mine?”

There were always rumours at school of the kid who could suck his own cock, but I thought that was ridiculous. No one could get the whole cock in his own mouth… surely? But… what about some of it? I made a plan. Parents going away for a day. House to myself. Cock already willing.

First, a bath. I figured that relaxation was a good idea. Get rid of stress or worry before I contort myself into a pretzel. Once soaked, I went into the bedroom and started working out the logistics. Not as easy as you would think.

Nowadays I have a cute little chubby stomach but back then that wasn’t an obstacle. After some experimentation I found the best thing was lying in bed with my legs up into the air against the wall – my body forming an ‘L’ shape – then letting my legs fall slowly forward.

I had planned to get myself going by looking at some porn mags but I didn’t need them. The naughtiness of what I was doing had me hard already.

When you wank you rarely look down at your dick: why would you? But when you’re going to suck your own cock it’s right there before you. Hard and swaying and red and waiting. You see it in detail and appreciate the curve and the thickness. The curve of my cock meant that my cock was just next to my lips. I could see how it was glistening and thought: “what do I do now?”

I stuck out my tongue and licked.

It was like closing an electric circuit. A thrill of shock zipped down my tongue, my throat and through my chest, then into my groin and up my cock and yesssss. I started to swirl my tongue over the tip of my cock.

My fingers slipped round and I started to slow pump. It turns out wanking feels completely different when you’re upside down: I could see what my fingers were doing, how my cock was responding. It felt so good, but still not enough: I wanted it in my mouth.

Slowly… oh so slowly I lowered myself some more and my dick slipped into my mouth… past the tip, over the head, stopping about half way down. I groaned and felt my cock twitch and hit the top of my mouth.

And then I was sucking. Not enough movement to slide all the way but enough to make my body shake. Soon I was experimenting: slapping my lips with my cock, sucking the pre-cum as it oozed out and onto my lips. My hand was stroking down and up, my mouth hungrily sucking what it could. I could tell then I was getting near. You know that feeling when your balls tighten up? It’s weird when they are hanging down towards you so you can see them moving about.

Suddenly I was at that point… you know the one – where you know you’re going to cum, nothing can stop it, it’s just a matter of how. Your hand just goes into overdrive and you need it so much. I could feel my body tense and my hand and mouth worked desperately to get release. And then my dick twitching and going stiff, feeling that in both my dick and my mouth at the same time.

And then cumming. Oh fuck yes cumming.

The sensation of it as the world slows down and all you can feel is that cum spraying out of your cock. But at the same time your mouth, your throat, is filled with hot, sweet cum: shot after shot of it as your whole body reacts. As you feel it trickle down your throat and you swallow. Wanting to do it again immediately.

And that was just the first time I sucked my own cock. Next I turned to experimenting. How is sucking your own cock with a butt plug in your ass at the same time? What about just sucking the end of your dick with no jerking? What if you choose to cum all over your own face?

What I’m saying is: I sucked my own cock, and it was amazing. If the only thing stopping you is that you haven’t tried it yet, it might be worth a go. My top tips are: relax, for a start. Get yourself comfy. Use some pillows and find the position that’s best for you. You don’t need a huge dick to suck your own cock: mine is an OK size and I managed to get it halfway. If you’re reasonably flexible, even a smaller cock could probably be licked a little.

And finally, hey! Even if you can’t manage to suck your own dick, you might still get the joy of giving yourself a really spectacular facial.